I am a jill of all trades. Some of the roles I play include homemaker, roller derby hell-raiser, indie crafter, wife and mother, and a bon vivant on a budget.
While I still take on sewing commissions on a per project basis, I have retired from creating websites and business consulting to focus on my growing family and athletic endeavors.
I created the pseudonym funkEpunkEmonkE in high school from various nicknames given to me by different people, including my best friend, high school sweatheart, and mother. The name stuck. It's come to mean different things through the years, but has a timeless quality of defining everything I am, have been, and will become.
Vitamin D deficiency? :-)